jesse

1. (Jesse) (4134↑, 1726↓)

a complete pimp/stoner who everyone likes and who gets all the girls

That Guy Is Definantly A Jesse.. Oh Man What A Jesse\!

Author: Jesse Cumor http://jesse.urbanup.com/2106346

2. (jesse) (2517↑, 1026↓)

extremly amazing. very fly. person who is very loved \<3 (:

dude, your such a jesse.

Author: jes doy http://jesse.urbanup.com/2531467

3. (Jesse) (2123↑, 922↓)

Litteral Meaning- God exists. MY MEANING Anyone named Jesse will never die a virgin. ' A very manly man.

DUDE\! Jesse is an amazing person\!

Author: JesseJJJ http://jesse.urbanup.com/2717945

4. (Jesse) (1564↑, 628↓)

A [kind] boy who knows just what to say and when to say it. Often boys with this name end up [charming] any girl who they come in contact with. [Sweet] and [innocent] he is the [perfect] boy. Always [lovable] and [caring].

"My dear friend Jesse is so amazing."

Author: Capri Desotelle http://jesse.urbanup.com/3155840

5. (jesse) (1123↑, 602↓)

a jesse is an awsome kid who is capabel of many things that are unbelievable to find in one lil person hes a very smexii boy who has alot on him mind....might dislike some people but still have the spunk to still be friends and umm hes one smarty/fatty acid

-jesse's may change the world - "omg did u see that guy yesterday?"..."oh yea he was so bangable"

Author: Marina Avetisova http://jesse.urbanup.com/2771628

6. (Jesse) (697↑, 189↓)

The most amazing guy any girl could ever ask for.He's always there when u need him.He has the most gorgeous smile you have ever seen.He always knows how to make u smile even when your day isnt the best.He's the greatest guy there is out there\!\!

Jesse: The most wonderful guy in this entire world\!

Author: Future Mrs.Fountain http://jesse.urbanup.com/3310836

7. (jesse) (667↑, 211↓)

an outrageously wild specimen that will make your wildest dreams come true

Did I tell you about Jesse? He gave me the night of my life last night\!

Author: anonymous3763978 http://jesse.urbanup.com/1952431

8. (Jesse) (306↑, 85↓)

Another term for perfection. He makes a girl feel like she is the only girl alive. Amazing kisser and super amazing cuddler.

"Whoa, hottie at 2 o'clock\!" Girl 1 "Oh him, I've heard he's pretty amazing too." Girl 2 "Sounds like a Jesse Senn" Girl 1

Author: Anonymously24 http://jesse.urbanup.com/3564834

9. (Jesse) (260↑, 83↓)

A totally sexy, sweet, awesome man that steals your heart when you least expect him to then makes you feel like a total woman around him with all of his loving caring ways.

Wow he is a Jesse

Author: HisD http://jesse.urbanup.com/3592685

10. (jesse) (234↑, 82↓)

the best guy in the world, sweetest, AND hottest\! gives great turn-ons\!

"wow, that guy is such a jesse\!" "he gave me such a jesse last night\!"

Author: jolene(: http://jesse.urbanup.com/3287031

11. (Jesse) (362↑, 221↓)

The most amazing huband in the world\!

Friend: "My boyfriend is so cool...he'd make the best Jesse\!"

Author: Owner of a lot of erotic undies....LOL http://jesse.urbanup.com/3084651

12. (jesse) (166↑, 43↓)

a sexy burrito

"Oh dayum\! i wanna eat that jesse."

Author: penisnipple http://jesse.urbanup.com/4021686

13. (Jesse) (159↑, 49↓)

By far the coolest name ever known to man. To this day, this name conquers all others, especially the name steve. If you were born with the name Jesse, you are in line for a lifetime of riches, women, and fame. Not to mention you are a SEX god. All women want to be with you to experience your incredible sex

Wow look how awesome Jesse is, he would not be awesome if his name was Steve.

Author: the one117733 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4315093

14. (jesse) (163↑, 61↓)

The epitemy of manliness. One of THE most sexy people in the world. A total [pimp]. Also an extremly sexy dancer.

Damn\! Look at that Jesse with all the girls following him.

Author: jesse the sexy guy http://jesse.urbanup.com/2282709

15. (Jesse) (122↑, 24↓)

A deep romantic with astonishingly beautiful eyes, a man named Jesse will be a wonderfully caring individual who tends to put others needs above his own.

I love you, Jesse.

Author: your lovely wife http://jesse.urbanup.com/4548252

16. (jesse) (144↑, 54↓)

a hot smexy boy that loves his girl

Girl 1: who's that hottie? Girl 2: that's jesse. hands off\! hes already mine.

Author: thaocow http://jesse.urbanup.com/4120010

17. (Jesse) (132↑, 42↓)

The word the means "The most awesome person" in Chinese. Better then the word Ian.

Wow, that hunk is a Jesse.

Author: JesseSully http://jesse.urbanup.com/3842491

18. (Jesse) (100↑, 19↓)

One that all of the ladies secretly look at and want him but never tell him. he is one that is very sweet, and caring, he always knows what to say. known as the good guy when he dates someone they always last long.

Do you know Jesse? Of coarse sooo nice.... i just want to bang him\!

Author: social expert 07 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4542907

19. (Jesse) (102↑, 29↓)

An individual who - at some point in their life - will search their own name on UrbanDictionary.com

"Hey man you should check out UrbanDictionary.com" "YA, I totally will...I wonder what comes up if I search Jesse?"

Author: Mystr_o http://jesse.urbanup.com/4952576

20. (Jesse) (74↑, 17↓)

A very gorgeous guy who always has the right thing to say. He can always put a smile on your face, and never fails to be the best boyfriend ever. He has short term memory, and has a weird obsession with Ice cream. He's the most amazing kisser on earth, and can make you feel ten times better than if you were on drugs. He is perfection.

"Who is THAT gorgeous guy?\!" "Oh just my boyfriend, Jesse." "He's walking perfection." "Dude, I know."

Author: CCCCCAPTAIN http://jesse.urbanup.com/4708182

21. (Jesse) (75↑, 25↓)

A boy who i am [completely] falling for. A Jesse will never be a dick and will always make you [laugh]. You can never be bored while with a Jesse.

"Your a total Jesse"

Author: 2/19 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4780448

22. (Jesse) (65↑, 19↓)

Amazing guy, who can make anyone laugh and feel comfortable. Sexy as hell. Anyone who gets to date him should feel privledged.

Man, did you see Jesse earlier? he was looking good.

Author: awake300 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4801137

23. (Jesse) (50↑, 9↓)

An all around amazing guy. He is caring, sensitive, and makes his girl feel like the only one alive. He is a fantastic singer and is awesome on the guitar. Typically good looking. He is absolutely the most amazing guy you will ever meet, and he might quite possibly change your life forever. He is unforgettable.

I think I might have just found my Jesse.

Author: distant lover http://jesse.urbanup.com/5192314

24. (Jesse) (31↑, 4↓)

Jesse is the most awesomest person on the world you will meet. They can be jerks at times, but you just gotta love him :D . You can never hate him. Plus he is the most sexiest person ever\!

Jesse \<3

Author: JesseLover17 http://jesse.urbanup.com/5911766

25. (Jesse) (35↑, 10↓)

Name given at birth to children who are special. Be it that they like to play with boats in their front yard, or maybe they like to travel across the country....a boy with this name is never one of the crowd.

No\! Go for it girl\! He's a Jesse.

Author: Vanessa McHatin http://jesse.urbanup.com/5337215

26. (Jesse) (21↑, 2↓)

The most genuine, sweet, charming, and handsome guy you will ever meet. He has eyes that you could stare into forever, they leave you breathless and his kiss makes you weak. You feel stronger and weaker at the same time when you're around him, and he always knows how to make you feel important. He's naturally good at anything he tries, and can make up the most believable stories that will crack you up. He's not a very good liar though, which is a good thing, and everyone wants to be his best friend. You should consider yourself lucky if you have a Jesse, just like me. Never, ever let him go.

"Is your boyfriend Jesse? No? Then shut up."

Author: yourpumpkin http://jesse.urbanup.com/6031405

27. (Jesse) (16↑, 1↓)

a super amazing guy. he's sweet, funny, caring, cute/hot, lovable, playful, and a bit of a trouble-maker. he has pretty eyes, he loves anime and music, and he says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. alot of girls like him, but he's not the type of guy that goes and dates every girl he can get. you should feel special if you get close to him, because he doesn't let many people get that close to him. jesse is just awesome. \<3

Jesse is just amazing. End of story. (:

Author: Alexandria Six. http://jesse.urbanup.com/6111277

28. (Jesse) (19↑, 4↓)

A name for a boy who is unlike anyone else. He is extremely good looking, popular, funny, intelligent, athletic, musically inclined, and will understand you completely. All he wants to do is enjoy life without stress or worry. No one can compare to a Jesse. Though he may be misunderstood by many, he is loved by those who do understand him. If you are one to be close to a Jesse, consider yourself lucky because not many are. Everyone should have the chance to get to know a Jesse. They are truly amazing.

That boy is incredible. He must be a Jesse.

Author: Kool Cookie http://jesse.urbanup.com/5999965

29. (Jesse) (14↑, 3↓)

In any teen chickflick, book, and or TV show, Jesse is always the sexy, bad-boy lady killer.

Bad-boys named Jesse in Prom, Hannah Montana, Full House, etc.

Author: there no badboy named frank http://jesse.urbanup.com/5743922

30. (Jesse) (9↑, 1↓)

The most amazing, kind, random, gorgeous boy out there. Jesse's make life the most amazing and the most confusing thing ever. He doesn't care what you look like on the outside, but what you're like on the inside. He'll no doubt make you smile with his odd humor and cuteness and you'll always want to be around him. He'll make you fall for him without having to do a thing. He also enjoys the color green and has a slight obsession for cats. Oh, and he'll always supply you with a glue soaker on Monster World if you need one. :)

"Oh look, there's that Jesse kid\!" "Oh yeah\! He's the best\! Jesse is the nicest kid in the shire, man\!"

Author: Berserkerererer http://jesse.urbanup.com/6112489

31. (Jesse) (9↑, 3↓)

1.) The Lord Is Here 2.) The Most Amazingly Perfect Person Put On This Earth. He Is Smart, Humoruous, Cute, And Loving. Puts Others Before Himself All The Time. Deserves The World. He Can Be Shy, And Outgoing. He Can Always Put A Smile On Your Face. Very Athletic, To The Point Of Being A Jock. But He Is Understanding Of Others Feelings. Protective Of The Ones He Loves. Very Dominate Personality But, At The Same Time Can Be Fairly Passive. Always Honest, Loyal, And Perfect. Smarts Are In His Blood. He Is Loved By All. Especially, His Girl.

[Smart] [Cute] [Loving] [Athletic] [His] [Jesse]

Author: Sandy.Crack.Loves.Stubby.Legs http://jesse.urbanup.com/6011039

32. (Jesse) (3↑, 0↓)

A nice chill guy who can get with the chicks but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. They are equipped with a nice size cock the ladies love. Who is a cool guy to be around, very lovable, and very fun.

Yo, that guy is super cool and chill Yea man, bet he is a Jesse.

Author: Titeass gal http://jesse.urbanup.com/6210019

33. (Jesse) (5↑, 2↓)

THE ultimate swooper. Don't let him near your girl, because he will take her and your future girl.

Guy: My girl left me :'( Friend: What happened? Guy: Jesse

Author: mkevinez http://jesse.urbanup.com/6127528

34. (jesse) (2↑, 0↓)

keeps other peoples hands warm with his hair ;) silly colour blind ranga, love you jesse :D lol jks sophie does mmm bali

"random: my hands are cold...." "jesse: dont worry ill help\! touch my head" "mmm bali"

Author: mmmbali http://jesse.urbanup.com/6240978

35. (Jesse) (0↑, 0↓)

Metrosexual charming guy. All love him but he's too much of a cocky bastard to choose just one girl. He's got to have at least 4 of them. He's musical and talented but short and childlike. Jesses tend to attract many people them with either their devastatingly good looks or their personality. You will never be disappointed when you've got a Jesse around. You might have to buy him some boots to make up for his height. Jesses overall are pretty cool.

"He's a total Jesse you guys\!"

Author: hiyouarenotme http://jesse.urbanup.com/6330702

36. (Jesse) (1↑, 4↓)

Gillians step-brother And Karla's Boy friend

Karla: I love Jesse so much\! Gilli: Well he is my Step Brother (Karla punches Gilli, and walks away.)

Author: Karla Boulder http://jesse.urbanup.com/6096199

37. (Jesse) (3↑, 9↓)

an asshole who likes to play with girls feeling and thinks hes better than anyone else. also enjoys to sleep with random skanks and cant even keep count of the number of skanks he's been with. a

Guy: "did u hear about that Jesse guy? " Girl: " yeah i heard hes enjoys sleeping with random skanks"

Author: purplebaaa http://jesse.urbanup.com/5867037

38. (Jesse) (3↑, 10↓)

A blonde faggot little bitch that can't hold his liqour. He also has a very ugly dick.

"WTF is wrong with that kid?" "He's a Jesse" "Shitty." "Eww\! What the hell is that?\!" "it's my dick" "I'm sorry to inform you bro, but you have a Jesse" "fuck."

Author: Jesse has an ugly dick69 http://jesse.urbanup.com/6232897

39. (Jesse) (18↑, 36↓)

A huge douchebag who is so desperate to get some action he'll hook up with just about any girl. Uses compliments in an attempt to get you out of your panties, then never texts you again when he fails miserably. Goes around asking his female friends if they "know any sluts" for him to get with. He creeps on younger girls and has NO game. He doesn't know how to treat a woman properly. Tries to take advantage of drunk girls, then days later he admits to their face he thought he could get away with stuff because they were under the influence. Oh, and he has a hairy back.

Natalie: That guy I went out with last Friday was such a jerk, he still hasn't called me back. Stephanie: Wow, he's such a Jesse\!

Author: laquisha19 http://jesse.urbanup.com/5775983

40. (Jesse) (8↑, 27↓)

A little cocksucker, who enjoys having large black penis in his anus.

Jesse: I'm so cool Everyone else: shut the fuck up

Author: Warrenhills http://jesse.urbanup.com/5986072

41. (jesse) (3↑, 22↓)

a huge kike

have u seen tht kike around anywhere? ya jesse's over there

Author: hz82110 http://jesse.urbanup.com/5826947

42. (Jesse) (12↑, 31↓)

one who shoves there head up a hookers vagina or entire leg.

Holy shit, Shayne just gave Crystal a jesse 45 times in one day.

Author: wilson sherman http://jesse.urbanup.com/5482228

43. (jesse) (41↑, 68↓)

a total jackass that doesnt deserve attention from any girl because he is a player.

omg my boyfriend is being a such a total jesse

Author: ihateyou123456 http://jesse.urbanup.com/5186055

44. (jesse) (3↑, 34↓)

hippin-hooper/schlingavinga.

No one wants to hang out with the Jesse Lambright

Author: shebahshai http://jesse.urbanup.com/5357354

45. (Jesse) (24↑, 57↓)

Son of a fishing god, who is in the process of dethroning said god\!\!\!\!

Jesse can outfish anyone on any lake anytime\!\!\!

Author: son of a fishing god http://jesse.urbanup.com/4552891

46. (jesse) (13↑, 56↓)

A hoodrat. a man that doesnt understand that quality beats quantity anyday. A jesse is a guy who picks the biggest gernade out of the crowd and wakes up the next morning in her bed. His jokes never make sense unless ur a drug addict. Runs his mouth way to many times, and o yea uncercumsized\!\!\!

Me: hey jesse, you see that hoodrat shes asking for it. Jesse: im going to have intercoarse with her. TONIGHT

Author: parrottman27 http://jesse.urbanup.com/5228447

47. (Jesse) (65↑, 111↓)

Jesse is a male who is [charming] and [sweet] but uses his niceness as a [disguise] to take girlfriends away from their future husbands.

"Joseph told Jared he was thinking of asking out Missy, so Jared asked her out before Joseph could" "He is such a Jesse\!"

Author: blossomel http://jesse.urbanup.com/3276471

48. (Jesse) (18↑, 74↓)

A fat Hawaiian kid who thinks he black and jacked but he fails horribly and he also lives in his parents basement with his computer on 24/7 its a sad life.

-Dude your such a Jesse

Author: weirdo? http://jesse.urbanup.com/4899848

49. (Jesse) (24↑, 88↓)

A queer closet fag who has a mushroom cut & a chud. He has the voice of a 9 year old who has not, yet, hit purberty, and probably never will. He likes it in the poopchute.

Boy 1: Oh, my I want to stick it in your ass Boy 2: Make it bleed like a Jesse would. Boy 1: Okay, I think it's a little loosey goosey too. Boy 2: IT'S JUST LIKE A JESSE.

Author: Epicness x 10 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4926166

50. (Jesse) (19↑, 83↓)

the best girl you'll ever meet. totally adorable and sweet (with an afro\!) but in a not-too-annoying kind of way. got to love her\! (and no this is not her:)

have you met the new girl? she's almost as cool as Jesse. my mom's nice but she's no Jesse.

Author: bigfootateurmama http://jesse.urbanup.com/3930700

51. (Jesse) (80↑, 152↓)

A very clingy boy who has an overly disgusting swagger and is excessively sensitive. He can't usually take a hint and will possibly be the creepiest person you will ever meet. Usually people enjoy running away (sprinting) or just flat out ignoring his disturbing ways.

Girl1: Oh my gosh, Jesse's coming\! Girl2: Oh jeeze, we gotta go NOW. Jesse: heeeeey babygirls, you girls are making me extremely horny.

Author: clingfrees http://jesse.urbanup.com/4282363

52. (Jesse) (62↑, 136↓)

A Jesse is a guy who can't survive with out a [girlfriend] and is a major [man whore] he also [dumps] girls every week and is a major [jerk] he's just very [horny] so stay [away] -- refering to guy jesse's

jesse went out with three girls last week and then he said that they all asked him out sure he's so horny

Author: cactus101 http://jesse.urbanup.com/3314390

53. (Jesse) (17↑, 93↓)

O'Brien- Below average height for a [Leprechaun]. Lacks all motivation to succeed in life as a human. Dreams of having a [penis] the size of a standard [Asian]. Not mechanically inclined, despite his own belief.

Jesse says- "How do you know your stick shift is in Neutral?" DUH\!\!\!

Author: AB2Z http://jesse.urbanup.com/3937563

54. (Jesse) (34↑, 113↓)

A red neck, white power, hick that is often times found with or around alcoholic beverages. Often times you will not understand what it is that a jesse is saying, but rather than asking him to repeat his statment just ignore him and move on. *warning locate the nearest fire extinguisher the moment you run into a Jesse, they tend to light stuff on fire.

Oh god, it smells like jesse in here. Jesse you're a fucking pig.

Author: landioshwill http://jesse.urbanup.com/3315541

55. (Jesse) (27↑, 107↓)

someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.

We were going to play a show at the Brickhouse, but our drummer had to be a Jesse and complain.

Author: AJ Senechel http://jesse.urbanup.com/3279034

56. (Jesse) (57↑, 138↓)

One who brakes the hammock

"What happened to our new hammock?" "She pulled a Jesse\!"

Author: Tiffanni http://jesse.urbanup.com/3020614

57. (Jesse) (40↑, 122↓)

A homosexual person. One who finds Jake Gyllenhaal attractive, has an affinity for raspberry vinaigrette, and believes that brie can be attained at a hole-in-the-wall diner. Euphemism for a gay man.

Stop being such a flaming Jesse. I just watched some Jesse porn. I think I may be turning Jesse.

Author: Lucas26 http://jesse.urbanup.com/4194842

58. (Jesse) (37↑, 119↓)

a wanna be punk kid, who works in a kitchen, and likes toast. a big player wanna be. dates nasty hoes, but makes a wonderful bestfriend.

"God, don't be such a jesse\!" "ew, your girlfriends nasty, jesse\!" "quit your bitching jesse, get back in the kitchen."

Author: rainbowbutt http://jesse.urbanup.com/3346599

59. (Jesse) (24↑, 109↓)

One who frequently obsesses and stalks asian girls. Usually, the girl is named Minnar or Jackie. This unfortunate event haunts Jesse because he cannot control his love

"oh my god. what a Jesse"

Author: kjsdbn;iaodufg http://jesse.urbanup.com/3945093

60. (Jesse) (33↑, 119↓)

A stupid cocky kid, who has a shlong the size of a 5 years old's. his hair is minging and gangrus and he's the size of a peanut. He is also extremely greedy and wont share anything.

Just go home, your name is jesse look at that little rat kid

Author: r0ne http://jesse.urbanup.com/3427709

61. (Jesse) (32↑, 127↓)

A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON\! and run away.

OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse\! I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse\!

Author: Dalala http://jesse.urbanup.com/3690176

62. (jesse) (47↑, 147↓)

a fagbag and a half\!

jesse sucks dick

Author: flyer then the rest of em http://jesse.urbanup.com/3303747

63. (jesse) (21↑, 123↓)

a ponce, wuss, wet blanket.

1-" he wouldn't even have a beer in case his mum found out " 2-" god, what a jesse"

Author: rab27 http://jesse.urbanup.com/3718838

64. (Jesse) (80↑, 184↓)

A person who is madly in love with another person(usually of the opposite sex) but is unable to be with them for whatever reason. They then tell said person that they no longer wish to remain in contact or be friends in order to get over such feelings of self pitty. Within 2 days however they fail to stick to their guns and go crawling back with his/her tail between his/her legs.

"mate, told him i don't wana chat anymore" "doing a jesse i see...how long you recon you'll hold out" "probably longer than jesse..."

Author: sophie_jayne http://jesse.urbanup.com/2844940

65. (jesse) (48↑, 162↓)

gay very very very very very gay i cant handle it any more so very gay

your soo jesse

Author: klfdskljfdkljfdkjfdklfjkldajtr http://jesse.urbanup.com/3682055

66. (jesse) (46↑, 177↓)

A very unsophisticated equine more commonly known as a donkey. Very popular term in the mid 1500's when jackasses were named jesse's for the eratic behavior and the inability to bring them to social events. Also commonly used to describe rude, unnaceptable behavior. JP

My jesse won't eat any hay. That guy is acting like a complete jesse.

Author: \jesseJP http://jesse.urbanup.com/2951166

67. (Jesse) (40↑, 174↓)

Jesse is a CHIP :D xxxx

Jesse is a chip xxxx

Author: xannaxsmithx http://jesse.urbanup.com/2773232

68. (jesse) (76↑, 258↓)

A very hideous downgraded male who is a major pussy and walks like a penguin. He is made fun of quite often and just sits there and takes it like a bitch and cries to his girlfriend who has abnormally broad man-shoulders. A Jesse is an ugly man who nobody can stand to look at. A major resemblance to the "Kool-Aid" man.

Ashley: Oh my god\! Who is that fat ugly guy who looks like the Kool-Aid guy? I've heard he's a major wussy. Bill: Yeah, He's such a Jesse

Author: billyjoelguy http://jesse.urbanup.com/3020898

69. (Jesse) (67↑, 275↓)

A Jewish chonga. may possibly have a lisp. on the letters J and S. Which really sucks because that name has both letters. (purple hair is probably what she thinks is soooo hottt) People write about her on bathroom doors and she gets mad\!

"I'm Jesse/Jetheee And ii \@iin't n0 thlut, \@nd i b3 th3riii0us\!\!\!"

Author: Eliza nesher http://jesse.urbanup.com/2598429

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Last updated: 2012.03.01